Stephane Dion has been criticized for his inability to explain his Green Shift Tax to Canadians. In response, the masterminds at Liberal HQ came out with a little slogan for him to use.
Cut income taxes, shift to pollution
"Oh!", shouted millions of Canadians, "now I get it!" Actually, when he first used it at a campaign stop, the blank looks on the faces of the media made Dion add, "why is it so hard for you to understand?"
Why? Here's six more words that describes your new slogan: Dumb as a bag of hammers.